Monday, October 24, 2005

Bush Doesn't Nominate IHOP Cashier for Fed Chief

In startling news today, President Bush nominated a serious candidate to replace Alan Greenspan as Fed Chief. Observers were amazed because the IHOP cashier could always add numbers in his head pretty fast back in Midland, TX when the future president paid for breakfast.

Question: How are Bush's first 2004 debate with Kerry and and his, umm, stealth selection of Harriet Miers alike?

Answer: George was in the catbird seat and then blew it by not doing his @#$%& homework. Like father like son. Bleah.

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